Doritos Ketchup flower bouquets are officially the only acceptable Valentine’s Day gesture
Valentine’s Day is almost here, which means for singles and engaged couples alike, we’ll all be prone to smelly loving gestures and lots of candy and maybe flowers if we’re lucky. But if typically tacky stuff isn’t for you, there’s a whole new kind of cheese on the market, and it might be right for you – Doritos ketchup flower bouquets are now a thing, and they’re what they sound like: roses gloriously made from Doritos crisps, coated in various flavors (such as, uh, ketchup).
Crispy Creations are unfortunately only available in Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal, so for the Canadians among us, you might just be able to celebrate the holidays with that ultimate expression of self-esteem. (Or, if you send this to your partner, you are the real MVP). The bouquets were created by a team of tortilla chip lovers, who felt that it wouldn’t be enough to sprinkle a fry with fresh nacho or ranch cheese. If you are in or around the areas where it is sold you can check DoritosKetchupRoses.ca, which is now officially live.
And for real Doritos enthusiasts who are less interested in the gesture and more interested in getting their hands on certain names (possibly available locally), fear not – there are plenty of other insane Doritos creations out there. Like yourself on Valentine’s Day, you won’t even know what you’re missing when you check out the following list of Doritos creations to buy, craft, or just admire for a while:
Doritos Ketchup Roses
Send it to your Valentine and he’ll quickly break up with you… or propose.
These absolute gems are the brainchild of Burger King (but are also available at 7/11 and others), which rightly follow in the footsteps of Taco Bell places. In the words of the Bustle staff themselves: “It’s like a muddled chicken nugget.”
If you were interested in supporting the LGBTQ community (and having some amazingly colorful tokens at the same time). The Doritos Rainbows are all we need, and yet nothing of our plebeian beings could ever deserve. (Imagine being able to bring rainbow chips at the lunch table at school …)
Doritos Crusted Pizza
Unfortunately, this is only available at Pizza Hut Australia, but there are Doritos in this pizza crust, so maybe it’s time for a trip down below.
Doritos Locos taco
The classic Doritos Locos taco might be the best on this list (I’m biased) but How could it be otherwise? If you haven’t had one yet, head over to a ‘Bell as soon as you can – they come in both Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.
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